hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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