Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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