is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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