Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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