I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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