i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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