Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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