Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Who died my cat blue again?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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