More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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