I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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