I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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