Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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