idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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