i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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