"it" just moved
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dick very happy bro
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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