yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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