Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
