it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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