There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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