I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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