i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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