i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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