I look better un-naked...
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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