And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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