And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I didn't notice because vodka
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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