I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
