I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Found your dick twin last night
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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