fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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