So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
they're like a gay fantastic four
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
