btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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