I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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