Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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