Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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