who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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