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omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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