remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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