he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We had to coat check the pizza.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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