So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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