are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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