Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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