Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
