You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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