Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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