Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I believe in your delicious
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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