that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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