I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Randomize
