I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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