Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
