your thong is hanging out like whoa
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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