He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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