ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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