maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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